A Library Joke
Mar. 22nd, 2009 09:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rhythmaningFollowing my post about libraries, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
frankie_ecap told me her library joke...
A man walks into a library, walks up to the desk and says in a very loud voice to the librarian, "Two pounds of lean mince, please!"
The librarian looks at him askance over the top of her glasses and hisses back, "This is a library, sir!"
The man looks around him and sees all the books. In a hushed whisper he says, "Awfully sorry... Two pounds of lean mince, please..."
(OK, it is a verbal joke that perhaps doesn't translate to the written word... But it makes me laugh!)
frankie_ecap told me her library joke...A man walks into a library, walks up to the desk and says in a very loud voice to the librarian, "Two pounds of lean mince, please!"
The librarian looks at him askance over the top of her glasses and hisses back, "This is a library, sir!"
The man looks around him and sees all the books. In a hushed whisper he says, "Awfully sorry... Two pounds of lean mince, please..."
(OK, it is a verbal joke that perhaps doesn't translate to the written word... But it makes me laugh!)