Party Fears

[rhythmaning]

Yesterday, in a meeting at work, the main topic of discussion seemed to be between two females colleagues about what one of them could wear at the office Christmas party.

One of my colleagues had a dress she really liked, but she felt it may be a little too immodest – she said she didn’t want everyone looking at her cleavage.

I am confused. Where else are we meant to look?

Comments

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I don't think we're supposed to look anywhere except possibly deeply into their eyes. Which makes you wonder what all those spangles and things are for.

I used to be very good at pretending not to look, but now I've moved on to pretending to pretend I'm not looking.

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

It turns out that Trinny took Susannah shopping in Jenners, and found the perfect thing to cover up whatever it was she wanted covered.

So there were no distractions, and no staring.

Plus her boyfriend was there. And he's a big bloke.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I'm deeply worried that you know this...

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Worried? Why? I'd told them there was a discount night at Jenners.

And they are colleagues - it was the office party.

So there is really nothing to worry about!

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

You knew it was discount night at Jenners? My worries are multiplying...

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

I walked past Jenners on the way to catch the bus, and they had these posters in the window... And T&S had said they wanted to go shopping that night. See, it all makes sense. I hope.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Well, since I was boutique shopping in St Andrews last week, I'm not really in a position to throw stones...

[frankie-ecap.livejournal.com]

You bought a boutique?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

You didn't notice? Ah, that's right, it was K in the back, not you.