Sign Language

[rhythmaning]

I have just eaten a sandwich for lunch. The ingredients contained, in tiny writing, "reformed ham."

What was ham before the Reformation?

When did The Ham break-up - was anyone at their farewell gig?

Was the ham let out early for good behaviour?

I really think I should become vegetarian. At least until dinner tonight.

Comments

[frankie-ecap.livejournal.com]

How do they know the ham is reformed? What happens if you eat it and it then reverts to its previous ways?