Ology meme, via morgaine_x and <user site="livejournal.com" use

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Grub-ology:

• What is your salad dressing of choice?

lemon and virgin olive oil (and were I feeling particularly pretentious, from the Capezzana estate)


• What is your favourite fast food restaurant?

L’Alba d’Oro – the local chip shop


• What is your favorite sit down restaurant?

Three Chimneys in Skye – it is worth it just for the view


• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?

10%


• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?

pasta (assuming I can choose the sauce!)


• Name three foods you detest above all others.

cottage cheese
offal
whale


• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?

beef in black bean sauce


• What are your pizza toppings of choice?

mushroom and parma ham


• What do you like to put on your toast?

butter


• What is your favourite type of gum?

Singaporean



Tech-ology:




• Number of contacts in your cell phone?

22. And some of those are the same people with more than one number…


• Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?

42


• What is your wallpaper on your computer?

None. Plain blue.


• Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?

No.


• How many land line phones do you have in your house?

Three


• How many televisions are in your house?

Two


• What kitchen appliance do you use the least?

The mixer


• What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?

It changes during the day.


• How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?

Me? None
(Shouldn’t this really be in the biology section?)



Bi-ology:




• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?

My boyish good looks


• Are you right handed or left handed?

Left handed


• Do you like your smile?

Yes, though other people sometimes don’t think I am smiling


• Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

Teeth


• Would you like to?

What were you thinking of?


• Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?

Read in preference to what? But yes, I tend to read whilst sitting in the bathroom – usually a newspaper or magazine.


• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?

With my glasses, sight; without them, hearing.


• When was the last time you had a cavity?

I can’t remember. Maybe ten years.


• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?

No idea.


• Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

No, but people have tried.



Misc-ology:




• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

No.


• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?

Patrick


• How do you express your artistic side?

Photography. Writing. Filling out pointless memes.


• What colour do you think you look best in?

Blue


• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?

I don’t.


• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?

Flies when I cycle.


• If we weren'’t bound by society'’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?

No


• How often do you go to church?

A couple of years ago.


• Have you ever saved someone's life?

Not that I know.


• Has someone ever saved yours?

I don’t think so.



Dare-ology:


*For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.


• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?

Probably


• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?

Probably not


• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?

Absolutely not


• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

No


• Would you never blog again for $50,000?

No


• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?

Yes


• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

No


• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

No


• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?

Probably


• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?

Yes