I really do rather like this one! And it is very me...
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
rhythmaning sent to me...

Twelve
secretly_evils drumming

Eleven saxophones piping
Ten drums a-leaping
Nine books walking
Eight mountains a-talking
Seven pteridophytes a-writing
Six ferns a-driving
Five mo-o-o-ovies
Four trees
Three blue skies
Two new ideas
...and a willow in a whisky.