You remind me of the only decent line I can recall from a paly by Stoppard. In Rosencrantz and Guilderstern, when they expected to be killed and instead wake up on a boat, one says to the other, "You can't not be on a boat", to which the other responds, "I've often not been on a boat!"
It wasn't that funny the first time around, either.
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Date: 2005-11-30 09:11 pm (UTC)It wasn't that funny the first time around, either.