And that reminds me of an old gag by Dennis Pennis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Pennis) (aka Paul Kaye) who did spoof interviews. He saw Richard Gere on a red carpet, went up to him and said, "I hear you like Tibet."

"Yes," replied Gere.

"Do you have any tips for the 2.30 at Newmarket?" asked Pennis.

Gere hadn't a clue what was going on...