England v Trinidad & Tobago. Half Time. Nil-Nil

For f*ck's sake.

They are hopeless. England, that is. The best moves have come from Trinidad.

And this is the team that people have been saying could win the World Cup! Ha!

Buy shares in the bookmakers!

[Edit - 17 minutes into 2nd half] to paraphrase the 5Live commentators as Rooney comes on: "What on Earth is going on?"

[Edit 83 minutes] So they finally manage score. Crouch - a tap in. Thank god. But they nearly didn't do it. So that is two goals in two matches. They'll need to do better than that.

England v Trinidad & Tobago. Half Time. Nil-Nil

For f*ck's sake.

They are hopeless. England, that is. The best moves have come from Trinidad.

And this is the team that people have been saying could win the World Cup! Ha!

Buy shares in the bookmakers!

[Edit - 17 minutes into 2nd half] to paraphrase the 5Live commentators as Rooney comes on: "What on Earth is going on?"

[Edit 83 minutes] So they finally manage score. Crouch - a tap in. Thank god. But they nearly didn't do it. So that is two goals in two matches. They'll need to do better than that.

But whilst I am on... What are 5Live's promos all about?

"On DAB, on digital TV and online... 5Live!"

And funnily enough, also on the good ol' radio - non-digital, fuzz-inducing medium wave, but they are still there.

Someone should tell the guys in the BBC publicity department.

But whilst I am on... What are 5Live's promos all about?

"On DAB, on digital TV and online... 5Live!"

And funnily enough, also on the good ol' radio - non-digital, fuzz-inducing medium wave, but they are still there.

Someone should tell the guys in the BBC publicity department.